
OMFGGG. well im back on blogger <3 you might not remember me, my name is hannah/lola and i'm still in recovery for anorexia/bulimia nervosa. im up to a sickly 128lbs (before 99lbs) and still exercise like a weirdo. I will have to tell you this blog will be less on my eating patterns and restrictive diet behavior because... BETTER SHIT IS GOING ON IN MY LIFE and you would rather here about my fun SeX lIfE and meaningless encouners with women and a big crush i have on my teacher..... ANYWAYS. I will be catching up with all of your blogs and posting lovely comments and giving you the new details of reformed life.
2010-2011:
-I dated a girl Vivienne -total heterosexual asshole, sex was boring, she tastes like a man.
-Hooked up with a 26 yr old Grad student named Monics, we shared redwine at a club and ate cheap cheese <3333 she tastes like grapes.
-Best friend fucks with my life.
-best friend slowly ruins my life.
-BEST FUCKING FRIEND makes out with Monica.
-Give up on old BFF
-have accidental sex with a girl i shouldn't have fucked because i dont do relationships anymore..and she likes me a lot... and im an asshole, and im scared of it...
-NOTICE MY FIRST STRETCH MARKS. FUCK ME IN THE (skin) FOLDS!!!
- Go on birth control because periods are for straight girls... jk (ive already earned my red wings)
- started up my schools first Gay-straight Alliance, im the president..women like presidents.
-Became a part of an activist Feminist group! PUSSY-POWER!!
-starve, fail, starve, starve, fail, get fat, starve, get fatter. die die die metabolism.
"i used to be butch and strap my tits back and play guitar hero, now all i do is starve, paint, and make love.."
truth is, im sure a lot of girls dont really like me because im too open and talk freely of my vagina, and i curse way too fucking much....
well... you should start loving the word vagina. because you have one...
so glad you're back! xx
ReplyDeletewelcome back :)
ReplyDeleteI just got back here myself. Really excited to keep up with your blog again :) This post alone made me smile so thank you for that <3 Jade
ReplyDeleteYour life is far more interesting than mine. If only I was as carefree as you.
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